So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
teacher: why are you late?
Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350
teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??
me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry
when you don’t get enough likes on a status
TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school